Curious George and his cable / internet bundle. Ontarian monkeys -- I need your help. After years of no cable nor home intertube access, I'm about to make the jump to hyperspace and get both. more inside

But isn't TV supposed to turn you into a zombie..?

A Man's Home is his Castle Cabin. Having run out of furs, Canadians will now ship out log cabins to the UK. A perfect fit -- be seeing you, eh?

Card companies now selling both the poison and the cure. Not rich enough selling Valentine's Day cards and pocketing some of the individual's average $92.30 spent each year, some greeting card companies are now aiming for the Anti-Valentine's Day crowd. Aah, the ironies of Capitalism...

Lloyd? Is that you? Searching for some information on Lloyd Moseby, I found what looks to be his myspace page. more inside

Astronaut or Space Cadet? Astronaut Lisa Nowak has a court appearance today, relating to a kidnap plot in a love triangle over astronaut William Oefelein. more inside

Curious George's birthweight. A very big baby was born in Mexico this week, tipping the scales at 14.1 pounds. How much did you weigh when you first showed up? What are your birth stats?

Curious George's first cell phone. I need to buy Mother Renault a cell phone -- we simply haven't had cause to buy one before, not living in an urban area, everyone we would call otherwise readily available, etc., etc. (Yes, we're hicks.) What should we look for as first-time cell phone buyers? more inside

Canadian Charter of Rights for sale on eBay. For Sale: One (1) copy of the Charter of Rights and Freedoms as signed by Pierre Elliott Trudeau. Supply limited -- act now!

Curious Hiking George. Which trails or hikes would you like to do one day? The West Coast Trail (temporarily out of order)? The Milford Track? The Camino de Santiago? (For the purposes of discussion, assume no limits on time, money, or skill.)

The Science of Superheroes. The Ontario Science Centre is hosting an exhibit (Marvel-based, so unfortunately lacking in Batman) all about the science involved in being a superhero. But even if you can't make it, you can always read up on this how-to of supervillainy. more inside

The Greatest becomes a senior citizen. Happy Birthday to Muhammad Ali! Now go sit down, and feel old.

Happy Sir John A. Day! Today (or maybe yesterday) is the birthday (and non-holiday) of Sir John A. Macdonald! So put some gin in work's water cooler, and spread the Canadian patriotism! more inside

Loonies found with bugging devices. Recorded sounds include thanks from buskers, insides of parking meters, and strippers demanding bills only.

Stephen Hawking to be launched into space.

14 yr. old sails his Cheeky Monkey across Atlantic solo. Turns out he still couldn't escape his parents.

Tale of the Tape: Bikini Boot Camp vs. Army Boot Camp.

The Movie Timeline. Can't separate what was film and what was reality? Never fear! It's all true! A timeline through history, which recognizes that all events presented in film are in fact, fact. (Site finally gives due appreciation to the historical influences of Alien vs. Predator, and Highlander). more inside

Wii Have a Problem. A compendium of Wii-related injuries and damage, and some other stuff. Busted, yes, but not yet old.

Curious George: baby footwear. Just before the holidays, Sister Renault announced she was going to sprog, some time in June. In order to keep a longstanding promise/threat, and to annoy my brother-in-law, I need to find baby Docs. more inside